Tangalita (satire, please don't take this too seriously)

Aliens will present themselves to the world  next year, promising to bring peace. Unfortunately they will be bringing about peace by cooking us for dinner. In an interview with a high ranking alien named Bob, who crash landed on Earth in Roswell decades ago, their goal of bringing peace isn't exactly a lie, after all, what's more peaceful than death? The countries of the Earth will then be tripping over themselves to get their hands on advanced alien technology, which will be purchased for by sacrificing a certain amount of their respective populations.

Democrats all over the world are now saying that all ballots matter fort the sake of Super Equality.  One Democrat stated: "It shouldn't matter if the ballot comes from a man, woman, dog, cat, bovine or aliens, alive or dead, all ballots should be counted" Stand up for all undocumented ballots!

Elon has a one track mind, and everything he does has a singular purpose, I think he created Starlink so that he can use it to remotely control robots that will help with building mining in space, without having to risk the lives of astronauts by physically being there  "SpaceX tried to lower expectations when it launched its Starlink satellite internet beta on October 26 — but some users say they're already hitting download speeds of more than 160 megabits per second, faster than 95% of US connections, according to the speed-test provider Ookla." https://www.businessinsider.com/starlink-internet-satellite-public-beta-speed-spacex-mbps-elon-musk-2020-11