Tangalita (satire, please don't take this too seriously)

Democrats all over the world are now saying that all ballots matter fort the sake of Super Equality.  One Democrat stated: "It shouldn't matter if the ballot comes from a man, woman, dog, cat, bovine or aliens, alive or dead, all ballots should be counted" Stand up for all undocumented ballots!

Elon has a one track mind, and everything he does has a singular purpose, I think he created Starlink so that he can use it to remotely control robots that will help with building mining in space, without having to risk the lives of astronauts by physically being there  "SpaceX tried to lower expectations when it launched its Starlink satellite internet beta on October 26 — but some users say they're already hitting download speeds of more than 160 megabits per second, faster than 95% of US connections, according to the speed-test provider Ookla." https://www.businessinsider.com/starlink-internet-satellite-public-beta-speed-spacex-mbps-elon-musk-2020-11

A petition must be made for the removal of Laws that includes "harm upon an unborn child" as an aggravating circumstance in criminal assaults and homicides as apparently the unborn child is no longer considered a human being in the 20th century. Examples of laws that includes harm upon an unborn child as an aggravating circumstance in criminal assaults and homicides: "Alabama* Ala. Code § 13A-6-1 (2006) defines "person," for the purpose of criminal homicide or assaults, to include an unborn child in utero at any stage of development, regardless of viability and specifies that nothing in the act shall make it a crime to perform or obtain an abortion that is otherwise legal. Alaska*  Alaska. Stat. § 11.41.150 et seq., Alaska Stat. § 11.81.250, Alaska Stat. § 12.55.035, and Alaska Stat. § 12.55.125 (2005) relate to offenses against unborn children.  The law provides that a defendant convicted of murder in the second degree or murder of an unborn child shall be sen

https://www.who.int/health-topics/abortion#tab=tab_1 The WHO declares abortion as a  woman's reproductive right, to the utter delight of Pharmaceutical companies worldwide -from the WHO website: "Abortion Overview More Every individual has the right to decide freely and responsibly – without discrimination, coercion and violence – the number, spacing and timing of their children, and to have the information and means to do so, and the right to attain the highest standard of sexual and reproductive health (ICPD 1994).  Access to legal, safe and comprehensive abortion care, including post-abortion care, is essential for the attainment of the highest possible level of sexual and reproductive health.  Three out of ten of all pregnancies end in induced abortion. Nearly half of all abortions are unsafe, and almost all of these unsafe abortions take place in developing countries. Access to safe abortion protects women’s and girls’ health and human rights Abortions are safe when they